After two demoralising defeats in a week, Roger is pining for the return of some old fashioned backbone.

Unless he plagiarised it from elsewhere, it was the effervescent Big Mac who coined the phrase 'road-sweepers and violinists' to summarise the perfect blend of talent and industriousness which underpinned our golden team of the 1980s.

The road-sweepers, as McMenemy would have them, did the hard graft, allowing the solo violinists to flourish, unencumbered by the need to deposit either ball or opposition into Row Z.