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Last updated : 18 December 2005 By Chris C

Under Lowe’s visionary leadership, Saints have gone from strength to strength, with our match day catering described as ‘second to none’ by none other than the Chairman himself.

Now even that claim looks to be just pie in the sky, as the Chairman had a rude awakening at Carrow Road, with Delia’s delectable pies the talk of the away fans.

Despite retaining the services of many from the elite division of English cooking, many behind the scenes were last night fearing for their jobs with Lowe allegedly vowing that heads would roll following Saints’ catering capitulation.

Lowe was thought to be looking to turn to disciplinarian and ex-Rangers player Gordon Ramsey to turn the club around, with Bassett’s own brand of old school liquorice Allsorts failing to impress senior figures at the club.

Ahem.